How boring...a short description of the time I was baby sitting my little nephew and basically the little brat made life hell, so it is an expression of frustration. Sorry about the curse words lol
I am tired!
I am tired. So what? I don't care,
It doesn't bother me if I am angry,
Screw you, if you think it isn't fair
If I swat you aside verbally and then stare blankly.
I want my bed, so go boil your head,
Just leave so I can have respite
"Come on: Xbox? or Wii instead?"
Shut up fool, let me slumber the rest of the night.
I ask nothing more dear friend,
Than for you to jump in the deep end
So distant your screams will be.
Maybe you will leave me if I where to kill thee!
No, I'll take sleeping pills so it will mend me!
Barney till 3 am to keep me wary always,
Oh what I would give for a power cut
To bore you so I could dream of better days,
Is it wrong for a man to ask to simply snooze away?
I assure you dear friends its a high price to pay
When you have a to mind your baby nephew for a day!
I have one final statement to you my dear nephew,
For making my night miserable,
A never coming curfew
You watch that purple dinosaur all night long,
So just for you and him I scribe this little song:
I am tired!
I am tired. So what? I don't care,
It doesn't bother me if I am angry,
Screw you, if you think it isn't fair
If I swat you aside verbally and then stare blankly.
I want my bed, so go boil your head,
Just leave so I can have respite
"Come on: Xbox? or Wii instead?"
Shut up fool, let me slumber the rest of the night.
I ask nothing more dear friend,
Than for you to jump in the deep end
So distant your screams will be.
Maybe you will leave me if I where to kill thee!
No, I'll take sleeping pills so it will mend me!
Barney till 3 am to keep me wary always,
Oh what I would give for a power cut
To bore you so I could dream of better days,
Is it wrong for a man to ask to simply snooze away?
I assure you dear friends its a high price to pay
When you have a to mind your baby nephew for a day!
I have one final statement to you my dear nephew,
For making my night miserable,
A never coming curfew
You watch that purple dinosaur all night long,
So just for you and him I scribe this little song:
"I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,
No more fucking dinosaur."
THATS IT!
You heckle me and throw junk at my head,
You little swine
JUST GO TO YOUR F**KING BED!
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